Definitions for Everyday Parents

Amnesia: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex again.
Bottle Feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 A.M., too.
Drooling: How teething babies wash their chins.
OW : The first word spoken by children with older siblings.
Prenatal: When your life was still somewhat your own.
Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it.
Sterilize: What you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it.
Storeroom: The distance required between the supermarket aisles so that children in shopping carts can't quite reach anything.
Temper Tantrums: What you should keep to a minimum so as to not upset the children.
Top Bunk: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies.
Two-Minute Warning: When the baby's face turns red and she begins to make those familiar grunting noises.
Verbal: Able to whine in words.
Weaker Sex: The kind you have after the kids have worn you out.
Whodunit: None of the kids that live in your house.
Whoops: An exclamation that translates roughly into "get a sponge."